For winter_elf, kisa_hawklin, crysothemis, ceitie, and all my anonymous snowflake cookie and mmm hot chocolate gifters, this was also inspired by chkc's excellent chibi on the subject:

( In the Kitchen (Sheppard/McKay, ER, 834 wds) )

Title: Choice
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,778
Spoilers: 38 Minutes, Common Ground, Conversion
Categories: ER, anti-Mpreg
Summary: This is not your Pegasus miracle.
Warnings: Aborted Mpreg.

( Choice )

Title: Boundaries
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,162
Spoilers: None
Categories: ER, bondage, voyeurism kinks
Summary: The Alien High Priest makes them do it. This was for the AMTDI challenge, finished way too late.
Warnings: Dubious-consent bondage sex with an established partner.

( Boundaries )

Title: A Smarter Tradition
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: R for mention of boy shenanigans
Words: ~1,220
Categories: AU, ER, part of the Fair Trade series
Warnings: none
Summary: John gets cranky during Fleet Week. He has a stupid plan not to take it out on Rodney.

Written for mcsmooch while the Blue Angels pass overhead: A Smarter Tradition.

For Cate, and posted with her permission, a bashfully-written snippet set in her A Farm in Iowa 'verse (~500 words):

( Entropy Dance )

I wrote a little comment sniplet for poor Miss Lacey, who is sick. Go feed her chocolates! ::pets::

Title: ∞³
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~3,202
Categories: AU, ER, John h/c, Series
Warnings: are at the bottom.
Summary: A missing scene from Möbius, from the Fair Trade AU, in which John owns
a coffee roastery and Rodney designs exhibits for science museums. Nothing much happens
here except for poker and sex.
A/N: This was supposed to be for kisa_hawklin's birthday except
it's late late late. Happy late birthday, Kisa! ~:

( Infinity Cubed )

Happy day to you, wonderful girl. You bring us all so very much happiness.

( Crunch )

Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,581
Categories: ER, Supposedly PWP but I'm bad at those.
Spoilers: none. floaty.
Warnings: Um. Blasphemy.
Summary: All systems can benefit from a little peer review.
A/N: Really, just inspired by Crys' Chibi Fierce!Rodney and John!Belly.

( Performance Review )

Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG
Words: 2,159
Categories: ER, H/C
Spoilers: The Eye
Warnings: none
Summary: These hands can also heal.
A/N: I really hate the tag for The Eye. I think
it belittles the two hours of tension and violence
that precede it. Anyway, here's my take.

( Ache )

Fair Trade and Möbius are now available as one spanking podbook or as individual mp3s thanks to reader wihluta, podbooker cybel and archivistgeneral_jinjur.

Here is the complete list of wihluta's recordings, all the Fair Trade stories to date:

Fair Trade as mp3
Möbius as mp3
Both as Audiobook (m4b)
Infinity Cubed as mp3
Fairly Competent as mp3

I swear, the things fandom does just make me all teary-eyed sometimes. It's all about cooperating for the greater good of porn. :)

Another mcsmooch!

Title: Missing Piece
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG
Words: ~2,850
Categories: FT
Spoilers: The Return
Warnings: none

At mcsmooch: Missing Piece.

Title: Möbius
Podfic: links here
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~33,500
Categories: AU, ER, John h/c, Series
Warnings: are at the bottom.
Beta: crysothemis, who has the eyes and the heart of a lion. Thanks, C.
Summary: John has his surgery. This sequel to Fair Trade started out as one long excuse for hurt/comfort and unnecessary bathing, but it turned into a little bit more. If you haven't read Fair Trade, it's an AU in which John owns a coffee roastery and Rodney designs science exhibits for museums.

Link to one large file: Möbius.

(contact me if you have difficulties downloading.)

I read Stephen Hawking was ill and wrote a little snippet in the Fair Trade universe. Rated G.

( Fairly Competent )

I wrote a mcsmooch snippet!

Author: esteefee
Words: 330
Kisses: some
Notes: 'cause sheafrotherdon said.

At mcsmooch!

Title: Fair Trade (Part 1)
Podfic: linked here, recorded by wihluta.
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~18,000 total
Categories: FT, AU
Beta: crysothemis, who, srsly: knew *just* what to point to, and offered the perfect suggestions. Thank you, crys.
Spoilers: A tiny bit for Phantoms. That's where it all takes an abrupt left turn.
Summary: John owns a coffee roastery in San Francisco. Rodney is the Angry Customer Zero who is bound to tell him where to stick his beans.
Warnings: Are at the bottom.

( Fair Trade (Part 1 of 2) )

Title: Fair Trade (Part 2)
Podfic: linked here, recorded by wihluta.
Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~18,000 total
Categories: FT, AU
Beta: crysothemis, who, srsly: knew *just* what to point to, and offered the perfect suggestions. Thank you, crys.
Spoilers: A tiny bit for Phantoms. That's where it all takes an abrupt left turn.
Summary: John owns a coffee roastery in San Francisco. Rodney is the Angry Customer Zero who is bound to tell him where to stick his beans.
Warnings: Are at the bottom.

Part 1 is here.

( Fair Trade (Part 2/2) )

Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17 (yis)
Words: 1,673
Categories: ER, John h/c
Spoilers: Tag to Common Ground
Warnings: none
Summary: Rodney finds what he's had all along.
A/N: For gaffsie.

( Here, Where We Are )

Author: esteefee
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay (implied)
Rating: NC-17 (disturbing themes)
Words: 3,918
Categories: ER, John h/c
Spoilers: none
Summary: John tries to deal with the aftermath of being the center of a horrifying ritual.
( Warnings )
( Sacrosanct )

Author: esteefee
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney (implied), Radek/John (wishful thinking)
Wordcount: 694
Warnings: none
Summary: See title.

( Heretical Opinions Held By Dr. Radek Zelenka, Ph.D., Ph.D. )